Sex, Food and Haiku

Recalling the past.
All chaos and grub-crawling.
The best sex ever.

Distinguished Palate

Lost ingredient.
You just don’t suit my palate.
I haven’t the thyme.

A Little Wine With Your Whine?

Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine!
Wine wine wine wine… wine wine wine!
And now I feel finnnnnnnneeee!

Food For Thought

Food For Thought

I crave layer cake
a mind like a diamond
Rich like Couverture chocolate
A someone worth wasting my time

I crave Tournedos Rossini
a body like woven steel
Dripping in the fat of ecstasy
A someone who will stop my heart beating

I crave potato soup
a heart like a goose down comforter
Delicate with compassion and honesty
A someone whose loyalty I trust

I crave Tanyang Gongfu
A soul like an ocean wave
Old like the earth, but youthful as the wind
A someone who’s had words with God…

I crave layer cake.


A Kosher Haiku (or) Ode to Bacon

A Kosher Haiku (or) Ode to Bacon

Chef Leviticus,
“Faith Identity Dining!”
Pork! How you treif me!

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”– Doug Larson